Rodin's Thinker is just a guy on a toilet with the toilet cropped out.
We clap when planes land but never when elevators arrive. Cowards.
The lock on this door is the only boundary I've ever successfully set.
I should start a podcast.
Every empire in history was run by people who also had to do this.
If I'm quiet, I'm not mad. I'm rendering.
Newton got an apple. Archimedes got a bath. I get fluorescent lighting.
History is gossip that survived.
Rodin's Thinker is just a guy on a toilet with the toilet cropped out.
We clap when planes land but never when elevators arrive. Cowards.
The lock on this door is the only boundary I've ever successfully set.
I should start a podcast.
Every empire in history was run by people who also had to do this.
If I'm quiet, I'm not mad. I'm rendering.
Newton got an apple. Archimedes got a bath. I get fluorescent lighting.
History is gossip that survived.
This is the only meeting I've never tried to leave early.
Every shower thought is just a toilet thought with better PR.
'Out of office.' Duration: four to seven minutes.
The Renaissance almost certainly began in a room like this one.
My phone knows where I am right now and says nothing. That's loyalty.
Somewhere a Fortune 500 CEO is doing exactly what I'm doing right now.
Every squirrel is unemployed and thriving.
I've won every argument I've ever lost in here. Two years too late.
This is the only meeting I've never tried to leave early.
Every shower thought is just a toilet thought with better PR.
'Out of office.' Duration: four to seven minutes.
The Renaissance almost certainly began in a room like this one.
My phone knows where I am right now and says nothing. That's loyalty.
Somewhere a Fortune 500 CEO is doing exactly what I'm doing right now.
Every squirrel is unemployed and thriving.
I've won every argument I've ever lost in here. Two years too late.
Sitting.Sitting.Thinking.Thinking.shitt.ingshitt.ing
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