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The Pentagon has a food court. Right now a man in there is unhappy with his sandwich.

This is the only meeting I've never tried to leave early.

I have a favorite burner on the stove and I cannot remember appointing it.

Rodin's Thinker is just a guy on a toilet with the toilet cropped out.

The entire economy opens each morning with a bell, the same technology as recess.

I should start a podcast.

Jellyfish have survived five mass extinctions without ever having a thought.

The lock on this door is the only boundary I've ever successfully set.

Someone is living the day they'll talk about forever. They think it's a Tuesday.

Newton got an apple. Archimedes got a bath. I get fluorescent lighting.

My phone knows where I am right now and says nothing. That's loyalty.

'Out of office.' Duration: four to seven minutes.

The exhaust fan is the only appliance whose entire job is discretion.

Ten minutes a day in here comes to half a year of life. The only sabbatical I'll ever take.

I'm the only person who has heard every thought I've ever had. Reviews are mixed.

Horses were drafted into every war in history and not one of them was briefed.

Every bathroom exits past a mirror. The architecture insists on reflection.

Luxury hotels put a phone next to the toilet. Somewhere, a designer understood everything.

Someone tried the door handle. For three seconds I understood every castle ever built.

An architect once decided the minimum size of human solitude. I'm sitting in it.